Tuesday, July 6, 2010
...Shit-anoukville
We'd been forewarned about Sihanoukville's Ibiza style vibe, tacky western shops and hastle-y beaches, not to mention the sex tourism. Shunning the notorious Serendipity beach and unimpressed with the 'town' we resolved to find our own beach in a national park.... We set off in glorious sunshine, pack lunches wrapped and proceeded to circle Sihanoukville, soon realising that we really did need a map. This was soon supplied by a bemused concierge at an out of town posh hotel. After battling some rather testing inclines on the Cmabodian motorway we arrived at park head quarters, met with beautiful photo's of paradisical and more importantly deserted beaches. After paying national park entrance fee and being reassured that the ominous cloud in the distance was nothing to worry about, we headed onwards. Within minutes, we could see a monsoonal wall of rain approaching. Optimistically donning anorak and glasses and heading the wardens advice, we blindly battled on. Quite literally. When it got to the stage that we couldn;t see or control the bike, we turned back, the thought of the beach rapidly losing it's appeal. After completing what has to be the scariest moto drive ever; rivers, unrelenting winds that swpt us off the road and bruising rain, we consoled ourselves with and irish coffee as we sheepishly ate our picnic lunch amongst the Noah's ark scene unfloding outside. It was clear the monsoon had arrived. We resolved to leave the following day, the idea of Ireland hoping into Thailand rapidly diminishing. It was at this rather sorry moment that we met the hunting shooting gap yarrrr brigade. Inevitably leading to endless socio-political debates which left us banging our head on a brick wall. We were soon, much to our surprise, rescued by a friend from home and all headed off to a beach club to celebrate her birthday. With three hours sleep and the remnant of neon paint we jumped aboard what was to be one of many buses to Bangkok.
Crabs in Kep
Eager to escape the city, our destination were Kampot and Kep; two seaside villages famed for their fresh crabs. From the grapevine, these were Cambodia's up and coming hotspots- one of those get there before it's too late places. After a grand tour of each and every guesthouse, we settled on a friendly irish haunt, complete with crazy golf, pool, table football, communal TV and the friendliest staff imaginable. On the recommendation of our guesthouse manager, we set about on a push bike tour of the slat flats and neigbouring vicinity. Not having learnt from previous experience, we were still without head gear, again underestimating Cambodia's sun, a force that even factor 50 couldn't reckon with. We again continued our policy of blind perseverence, two hours later. we found ourselves at the next town- kep, which we weren't intending on visiting for the next few days. Beautiful though it was, we realised it would be another two hours back and with the both of us already reddening (crimson) we began to consider hitch hiking.
Keen to explore as much as possible of the beautiful landscape, we changed tack and mounting motorbikes took to the bumpiest dirt tracks that frankly our funky city motorbikes just couldn't handle. Not to mention that R's moto was rather temperamental and took to stalling at the most inconvenient of places. We were occupied for days - red soil, lush green grass, blue skies and palm trees reflected in the vast salt flats, local villages, cloud topped mountain peaks and the sea.
Having oogled the photo's of a luxury resort our manager had visited and blostered by our now extensive driving experience (ahem) we set off down the motorway, economically sharing the bike in search of this hidden gem. The infinity pool and jetty, from which Vietnam could be seen, didn't dissappoint. Kampot really was one of those places that you can't help but linger, as a result there was a real expat community, into which we were welcomed and as such we got to know the local hangouts. Epic cafe- amazing banana chutney and porridge...and snagged our first guardian in months. The rusty keyhole, a recently relocated restaurant situated in the owners home- despite being in the middle of the countryside, thanks to it's hospitality was always full.
Forcing ourselves to move on and with time ticking, we got a tuk tuk to Kep where in the midst of some epic negotiations we bumped into the guesthouse manager and girlfriend who like us were destined for the tranquility of rabbit island. Upon arrival we realised it really was a Robinson Crusoe desert island and after a couple of days of not much other than good food and relaxation we headed back to the mainland and on to Sihanoukville.
Keen to explore as much as possible of the beautiful landscape, we changed tack and mounting motorbikes took to the bumpiest dirt tracks that frankly our funky city motorbikes just couldn't handle. Not to mention that R's moto was rather temperamental and took to stalling at the most inconvenient of places. We were occupied for days - red soil, lush green grass, blue skies and palm trees reflected in the vast salt flats, local villages, cloud topped mountain peaks and the sea.
Having oogled the photo's of a luxury resort our manager had visited and blostered by our now extensive driving experience (ahem) we set off down the motorway, economically sharing the bike in search of this hidden gem. The infinity pool and jetty, from which Vietnam could be seen, didn't dissappoint. Kampot really was one of those places that you can't help but linger, as a result there was a real expat community, into which we were welcomed and as such we got to know the local hangouts. Epic cafe- amazing banana chutney and porridge...and snagged our first guardian in months. The rusty keyhole, a recently relocated restaurant situated in the owners home- despite being in the middle of the countryside, thanks to it's hospitality was always full.
Forcing ourselves to move on and with time ticking, we got a tuk tuk to Kep where in the midst of some epic negotiations we bumped into the guesthouse manager and girlfriend who like us were destined for the tranquility of rabbit island. Upon arrival we realised it really was a Robinson Crusoe desert island and after a couple of days of not much other than good food and relaxation we headed back to the mainland and on to Sihanoukville.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Angkor Wat, Phenom Penh and Battambang
It was such relief crossing into Cambodia; the atmosphere instantly changed and we were bawled over by the broad grins and waving children. Fifteen mintues in, at a stopover canteen, the waiter took pity on our plin rice order (new country, new attempt at budgeting) and to our delight arrived with a complimentary dish of greens. Wouldn't happen in vietnam.
With it's saffron robed monks, wats adn wide sweeping boulevards, Phnom Penh felt like returning home. After checking into 'okay' guesthouse- it was indeed mediocre. We soon aqcuainted ourselves with a local moto driver who became a friendly face and companion around the city. Big up Call. First stop Harres guest house for an impromptu visit. To our delight he was home and we eventually located him and D was reunited with her ipod (Thanks mum! Kudos for the technological aptitude) We spent the evening catching up with beers, cards and pool lessons with Call and H.


The next day, in search of a more authentic breakfast, Call took us to a local market where we tried a mix of pastries and a coconut based porridge. We then took in PP's sights. A central Wat and the Russian Market- a hot smelly (hello Durian) notoriously over priced market. intrigued byt he smoking baskets, it was here that Call introduced us to a Cambodian delicacy of steamed snails with chilli and lemon grass.

Next on our our whistlestop tour was Siem Reap, major tourist destination and home to Angkor Wat. At our lively hostel, we made friends with a dutch girl and set about coordinating a 3 day temple tour- the main aim of which was to avoided the dreaded templed out syndrome. That evening we went to the temple to view the sunset over Angkor Wat, along with apparently every L.P and Rough Guide reader. Only during the ushering out process did any of us actually locate Angkor Wat- shamefully dissgracing ourselves as we loudly prolaimed...'Oh theeeere it is'.
arriving back to 'okay' in PP, Rs insistence on ignoring doctors advice took its toll and found herslef bedridden, held hostage by a resident mosquito, watching awful 80s movies. As R was delivered a stack of toast by a concerned hostel staff, D, off duty from her fantastic nursing, met up with Steffy and got to know PP a little better. unfortunatly this included unwittingly being bought breakfast by a self confessed murderer, whown as keen to improve his karma. no joke, aftre accidentally running a thai man over he reasoned rather than pay his hospital fee he may as well reverse and finish the job...needless to say the buffets' abundance fo yummies didnt quite sit so well. spent the day revelling in some shopping and happy houring in a posh rooftop bar. Continueing on the food front, with Rs new found intolerance to asian food, we indulged in our first stint of western food - heavenly bagels in an airconned arty cafe and mexican food.
As R slowly recovered we immersed oursleves in the culture PP had to offer; Call endlessly carting us about between geneceide museum and killing fields, filling us in on Cambodias khmer rouge past and presnt through his personal stories.
The following two days Call took us to a orphanage on the outskirts of PP; we were pleasantly surprised to find a really nice environment, complete with volleyball net, basetball hoops and a recently donated play area. aftre playing with the kids we soon found ourselves conducting an english class, coming up with alphabet games and trying to discipline them - we were soon in awe of the resident teacher a fellow traveller and volunteer.
Exhausting the cultural exploits PP had to offer (art galleries, documentary screenings etc) and tiring of the city, it was time to hit the road again!
the orphanage


The next day, in search of a more authentic breakfast, Call took us to a local market where we tried a mix of pastries and a coconut based porridge. We then took in PP's sights. A central Wat and the Russian Market- a hot smelly (hello Durian) notoriously over priced market. intrigued byt he smoking baskets, it was here that Call introduced us to a Cambodian delicacy of steamed snails with chilli and lemon grass.
En route to Angkor Wat, leavin PP unexplored for our return visit, we decided it was high time we got off the beaten track - something we sorely missed in Vietnam. unfortunately the notoriously bad transport links meant timewise we had to abandon the adventurous East, so heading West, we spontaneously hopped off the bus early in Kampong Chnang. Stepping off into a random dusty town, we suddenly realised we really had no clue what this place was or indeed if there was anywhere to stay. After reassuring a local policemen that yes we had meant to stop here and no we werent going to Battambang, we congratulated ourselves on being rather intimidatingly off the tourist trail. Our now epic miming skills proved fruitful and two amused moto drivers took us to we're pretty sure KC's only guesthouse. Passing through, to our delight we saw gangs of children, horse drawn carts and bemused faces. Keen to continue our adventure, we battled the searing sun and on push bikes headed, somewhat blindly to a floating village we'd got wind of. After accidentally starting a bidding was between two boat drivers, we precariously made our way accross thin wooden walkways- of course effortlessly manoevered by the locals- and were navigated through a shanty like community of floating brightly coloured huts. Though mostly one room, true to Asia, most were complete with Satellite TV and ghetto blasters. Twenty minutes in, under the concern of the local ladies, totally baffled by our lack of headgear- never had a Vietnamese hat seemed so appealing, We dashed back, feeling a little sun stroked.

After recooperation in the shade and lunch in a local canteen we spent the afternoon cycling around the town, stopping in a little roadside coffee shack. Our enthusiasm for getting off the beaten track waned a little thanks to the lack of any type of cooling device plus unsafe ice and warm drinks rendered us incredible hot and sweaty despite the fact it was 6 pm. It wasn't as though there wasn't any electricity- the ubiquitos cambodian music videos were blaring (we can now singalong...1,2,3,4 ...uno dos tres QUOTROOOO) reverting to classic overheated behavoir, we guzzled fizzy drinks by the gallon and munched our way through crackers and crisps. Despite resolving that we couldnt possible eat again, we found ourselves back in the canteen, braving the unlit streets on our bikes by 7pm. Sitting down, Shock horror, we set eyes on another Barang, turns out he hadn't quite made it to Battambang after underestimating Cambodia's roads and overestimating his biking skills. The next morning after insisting on sorting the bus tickets out ourselves direct from the bus station (normally a good idea) we found ourselves stuck at the staion for 3 hours, under the unfaltering gazes of the now increasing crowd of Cambodians. Whilst trying to order our optimistic takeaway breakfast, 3 American aidworkers came to our resuce,providing a translator who secured us an omelette in a takeaway box. After learning a little more about their projects we set off to see whether we could wrangle a seat on an earlier bus...no such luck.
it is with pride that we recall our arrival at battambang, with super speady efficiency, we secured our cheapest accomodationi Cambodia and within minutes were on the back of a moto and headed for 2 local sites. firstly a quaint bamboo train whihc hurtled through an area of countryside unchartered by road, squeeling as calfs and squirels jumped off the tracks just in the knick of time..
after this we embarked on a hike up to a beautiful monastry now infamous for its caves used as a killing site and mass grave during the khmer rouge. As you descended inot the caves thousands of unidentified skills were earily displayed an experience made all the more haunting by the tales from our guide and his family. These stories struck a chord and sparked an interest in the period and its cuurent implications.
Next on our our whistlestop tour was Siem Reap, major tourist destination and home to Angkor Wat. At our lively hostel, we made friends with a dutch girl and set about coordinating a 3 day temple tour- the main aim of which was to avoided the dreaded templed out syndrome. That evening we went to the temple to view the sunset over Angkor Wat, along with apparently every L.P and Rough Guide reader. Only during the ushering out process did any of us actually locate Angkor Wat- shamefully dissgracing ourselves as we loudly prolaimed...'Oh theeeere it is'.
That eve had a low key evening on the rooftop bar in anticipations of the 5 am start to catch the much acclaimed sunrise over Ankgor Wat. The morning didn't take off to a promising start when awakened by our Tuk Tuk driver we realized we'd slept thought the alarm and consequerntly missed the unusaully early sunrise. further grumbling was brought about by the realisation D had lost her memory card. Adding insult to injury aftre feverishly stumbling around Angkor Wat, R had to return home somewhat placated by the fact that she hadnt chundered all over one of the nine wonders of the world, levaing D and Steffie to continue the tomb raiding alone. With Rs steadily rising temperature and Ds terror after the overzealous travel nurses diagnosis of malaria, we set off (driiven by a malarial tuk tuk driver) unwittingly to SRs most expensive medical facility. Met with uber aircon the effect of paracetamol finally becoming evident typically R perked up whilst D tried to make up for the extorionate medical pill by pilfering vast quantities of the complimentary tea. Doused up on large quantities of antibiotics and painkillers R ignored the doctors advice and we continued with pahse two - our evening temple programme with a 4th member in tow. met with such a beautiful site we couldnt understand the hype about yesterdays must see. the four of us hit the streets of SR; whist strolling throught the night market found oursleves at a cinematic viewing of a doco covering the rise of the khmer rouge regime. sunrise attempt number two was much more successfula and whiule D had a lazy breakfast and relaxed at angkor wat, R and Greg retraced the path of yestrdays missed temples.
arriving back to 'okay' in PP, Rs insistence on ignoring doctors advice took its toll and found herslef bedridden, held hostage by a resident mosquito, watching awful 80s movies. As R was delivered a stack of toast by a concerned hostel staff, D, off duty from her fantastic nursing, met up with Steffy and got to know PP a little better. unfortunatly this included unwittingly being bought breakfast by a self confessed murderer, whown as keen to improve his karma. no joke, aftre accidentally running a thai man over he reasoned rather than pay his hospital fee he may as well reverse and finish the job...needless to say the buffets' abundance fo yummies didnt quite sit so well. spent the day revelling in some shopping and happy houring in a posh rooftop bar. Continueing on the food front, with Rs new found intolerance to asian food, we indulged in our first stint of western food - heavenly bagels in an airconned arty cafe and mexican food.
As R slowly recovered we immersed oursleves in the culture PP had to offer; Call endlessly carting us about between geneceide museum and killing fields, filling us in on Cambodias khmer rouge past and presnt through his personal stories.
The following two days Call took us to a orphanage on the outskirts of PP; we were pleasantly surprised to find a really nice environment, complete with volleyball net, basetball hoops and a recently donated play area. aftre playing with the kids we soon found ourselves conducting an english class, coming up with alphabet games and trying to discipline them - we were soon in awe of the resident teacher a fellow traveller and volunteer.
Exhausting the cultural exploits PP had to offer (art galleries, documentary screenings etc) and tiring of the city, it was time to hit the road again!
the orphanage
Monday, June 7, 2010
Saigon stairs and the Ho Chi Minh Hustle
Determined to find the cheapest accomodation available in Saigon, we set off down a sufficiently dodgy alleyway after being evicted from our first choice (over an inexplicable and uncomprehendible commission fee, payable to whom wasn't clear) Fatigued and pissed off we settled for an equally cheap room...on the 6th floor. That evening unimpressed by the pricey bar scene, we stumbled accross a nearby park full of locals playing tic tac toe, after watching for a few minutes, we attracted a crowd of vietnamese students keen to practice their english. Found ourselves discussing everything from Hamlet, manchester united, and gender/relationship etiquette, plus got an impromptu history lesson from a Vietnamese war veteran. On our way home we decided to embrace all things vietnamese and sampled the nu rave coloured rice and vegetable pudding concoctions. Not advisable. The following morning we set about packing in Saigon's tourist sights, an amazing war museum, a rather ridiculous reunification palace and Saigon's legendary market known for its designer knock offs. After R narrowly avoided an assault from an overenthusiasitc sales woman ( only asked the price!) and D got hysterical over a
Jimmy Choo bag we decided it was time to retreat to the food stalls - best and cheapest food in Vietnam.
Keen to continue our cultural exploits, we embarked on a tour to the Cu Chi tunnels. the rushed 6.30 am start, confounded by a stream of nightbuses and late nights rendered us somewhat intyolerant of the overly chirpy tourguide, who despite our attempts at feined sleep and ipod appearances proceeded to spend a good hour talking at us in a heavily accented hysterical manner. Having unfortunately bagged the front two seats, we had to endure this until the obligatory handicapped handicraft pitstop when we strategically swapped seats. The tour itself, in which we got to crawl through (the albeit widened) tunnels reinacting how whole guerilla communities lived underground during the war. Much to our guides glee, a guy who loved anything explosive and or dangerous, we were herded through the endlessly creative booby traps devised for the americans. Simple yet effective was the mantra. The day was made all the more amusing by his tales of childhood explosive exploits...
One of the craziest experiences in Saigon, a city full of surprises, was the simple act of crossing the road - made Hanoi look like a breeze. We thought our school tesco-run training would stand us in good stead, we thought wrong; after hesitating at the side of the road for more than a pregnant pause, an wizened old woman took pity and herded us across. a ahndy hint from both our guides was to simply step into the road a preceed slowly as the traffic swerves artound you, we took particular heed to cuchi guides gleeful you run you die...
That evening per chance we bumped in to D's work colleages in one of the city's side alleys. Perfect cover to excuse ourselves from a newly acquire religious fanatic we'd encountered at the war museum. Lovely bloody jubly and an interesting chance to swap gap year tales.
After a day mooching around the city, we treated ourselves to a little luxury and all glammed up (ishh) we took much pleasure in directing our taxi to Saigon's exclusive Sheraton hotel to watch the sunset over the city from the 23rd floor cocktail bar. We had prepared oursleves in advance for the monumentally priced drinks, but much to our delight, after spending ages agonising over the menu, the waitress directed us to a happy hour section. Thoroughly enjoyed our one and a half cocktails and the views. for good measure we asked for refills of our complimentary nut plate and pocketed the cocktail stirrers and novalty items. Score. On our way home, good old facebook informed us that the Norweigan boys were in town and miraculously we managed to regroup- despite the lack of mobile phones and best efforts of the extraordinarily incompetent hotel clerk.
Not wanting to leave Vietnam without sampling the deep south, but with only a day to play with, we settled with a somewhat less adventurous but nonthe;less crammed daytour. thankfully the overly chatty cuchi guide was otherwise engaged and we piled into a crmaped minivan with a truckload of asian tourists and thankfully somewhat more sedate guide. Having stopped off yet again at our fav handicapped handicraft pitstop and a quick boat ride across the delta we arrived at our first island. here tourguide piped up with his microphone and proceeded to provide unintentional entertainment. he had a spectacular ability and penchant for repetition, it was as if he took the phrase 'tell em what your gonna tell em, tell 'em it, tell em youve told em' a little to literally -picture the translator scene in lost in translation - the corresponding vietnamese took all of 2secs. activity number 1 was a honey tea and banana biscuit tasting sesh made all the more amusing by our resident vietnamese granny siphoning off the ridiculously strong (esp given it was only 10am) 'banana wine' much to her daughters dismay. this was randomly folowed by a photo opportunity with a python; more complex than you would imagine - holding the snake's head at a compfortable distance from your neck amid visions of strangulations whilst not squeezing it too tight/ provoking it AND tryiung to pose. tyra banks eat your heart out. (unfortunatly due to Rs broken camera and D loosing her memory card we no longer have the photos to prove it..)
Next we had to endure some rather shrill local singing along with a fruit tasting sesh (now realising our hasty 6.30 breakfast was rather unnesc). We also got to try the infamous Durian - a fruit that has plagued our entire journey. For those of you that havnt witnessed this shocker it is the ugliset and smelliest fruit imaginable (of exotic rhol dahl proportions). so potent it's banned on the bangkok metro and taxis. weve since learnt that it can have a drug inducing effect making its rampant popularity in SE Asia a little more fathomable...
Activity number 3 took us to a coconut sweet making factory (D heaven?); on our boatride across to the 'cocnut island' we were told about the legend that is Mr Coconut. We eventually established that we were indeed dealing with, no not the founding father of a coconut region, but a coconut religion. Top dog aka Mr Coconut, who seemed a bit of sketchy character; had not only 9 wives btu encouraged women to worship in the nude. He also insisted his followers consumed a coconut based diet only and didn't leave the island. Or at least this is what we derived from our tour guides rather lengthy lecture on the matter. The coconut sweets themselves however, were uber tasty. Pleased to report no Mr. Coconut or His nude worshippers were to be seen.
The highlight of the trip had to be an idillic longtail boat trip with the mangroves, blue skies, plamtrees, locals going about their daily lives on the water ways - us learning the joys of a vietnamese coned hat.
After lunch, yet more tofu (ubiquitous veggie option), we embarked on a bike ride around the mangrove forests. This fairly standard activity sent our tourguide into a near breakdown, insisting that we all ride in tandem, he warned that if we were not adequately experienced on a bike, now was not the time to learn. That said we did manage to lose one group member much to the concern of our group and irritation of our hysterical little guide as he now herded us onto a ship back to the mainland.
We spent our last evening in Saigon feeling very Vietnamese, drinking Bier Hoi (30 cents for 2 litres), being scolded for playing (we now know illegal card games) and playing pool in Saigons answer to a sauna. Teary farewell to the boys as they headed to Bangkok and us to Cambodia.
Jimmy Choo bag we decided it was time to retreat to the food stalls - best and cheapest food in Vietnam.
Keen to continue our cultural exploits, we embarked on a tour to the Cu Chi tunnels. the rushed 6.30 am start, confounded by a stream of nightbuses and late nights rendered us somewhat intyolerant of the overly chirpy tourguide, who despite our attempts at feined sleep and ipod appearances proceeded to spend a good hour talking at us in a heavily accented hysterical manner. Having unfortunately bagged the front two seats, we had to endure this until the obligatory handicapped handicraft pitstop when we strategically swapped seats. The tour itself, in which we got to crawl through (the albeit widened) tunnels reinacting how whole guerilla communities lived underground during the war. Much to our guides glee, a guy who loved anything explosive and or dangerous, we were herded through the endlessly creative booby traps devised for the americans. Simple yet effective was the mantra. The day was made all the more amusing by his tales of childhood explosive exploits...
One of the craziest experiences in Saigon, a city full of surprises, was the simple act of crossing the road - made Hanoi look like a breeze. We thought our school tesco-run training would stand us in good stead, we thought wrong; after hesitating at the side of the road for more than a pregnant pause, an wizened old woman took pity and herded us across. a ahndy hint from both our guides was to simply step into the road a preceed slowly as the traffic swerves artound you, we took particular heed to cuchi guides gleeful you run you die...
That evening per chance we bumped in to D's work colleages in one of the city's side alleys. Perfect cover to excuse ourselves from a newly acquire religious fanatic we'd encountered at the war museum. Lovely bloody jubly and an interesting chance to swap gap year tales.
After a day mooching around the city, we treated ourselves to a little luxury and all glammed up (ishh) we took much pleasure in directing our taxi to Saigon's exclusive Sheraton hotel to watch the sunset over the city from the 23rd floor cocktail bar. We had prepared oursleves in advance for the monumentally priced drinks, but much to our delight, after spending ages agonising over the menu, the waitress directed us to a happy hour section. Thoroughly enjoyed our one and a half cocktails and the views. for good measure we asked for refills of our complimentary nut plate and pocketed the cocktail stirrers and novalty items. Score. On our way home, good old facebook informed us that the Norweigan boys were in town and miraculously we managed to regroup- despite the lack of mobile phones and best efforts of the extraordinarily incompetent hotel clerk.
Not wanting to leave Vietnam without sampling the deep south, but with only a day to play with, we settled with a somewhat less adventurous but nonthe;less crammed daytour. thankfully the overly chatty cuchi guide was otherwise engaged and we piled into a crmaped minivan with a truckload of asian tourists and thankfully somewhat more sedate guide. Having stopped off yet again at our fav handicapped handicraft pitstop and a quick boat ride across the delta we arrived at our first island. here tourguide piped up with his microphone and proceeded to provide unintentional entertainment. he had a spectacular ability and penchant for repetition, it was as if he took the phrase 'tell em what your gonna tell em, tell 'em it, tell em youve told em' a little to literally -picture the translator scene in lost in translation - the corresponding vietnamese took all of 2secs. activity number 1 was a honey tea and banana biscuit tasting sesh made all the more amusing by our resident vietnamese granny siphoning off the ridiculously strong (esp given it was only 10am) 'banana wine' much to her daughters dismay. this was randomly folowed by a photo opportunity with a python; more complex than you would imagine - holding the snake's head at a compfortable distance from your neck amid visions of strangulations whilst not squeezing it too tight/ provoking it AND tryiung to pose. tyra banks eat your heart out. (unfortunatly due to Rs broken camera and D loosing her memory card we no longer have the photos to prove it..)
Next we had to endure some rather shrill local singing along with a fruit tasting sesh (now realising our hasty 6.30 breakfast was rather unnesc). We also got to try the infamous Durian - a fruit that has plagued our entire journey. For those of you that havnt witnessed this shocker it is the ugliset and smelliest fruit imaginable (of exotic rhol dahl proportions). so potent it's banned on the bangkok metro and taxis. weve since learnt that it can have a drug inducing effect making its rampant popularity in SE Asia a little more fathomable...
Activity number 3 took us to a coconut sweet making factory (D heaven?); on our boatride across to the 'cocnut island' we were told about the legend that is Mr Coconut. We eventually established that we were indeed dealing with, no not the founding father of a coconut region, but a coconut religion. Top dog aka Mr Coconut, who seemed a bit of sketchy character; had not only 9 wives btu encouraged women to worship in the nude. He also insisted his followers consumed a coconut based diet only and didn't leave the island. Or at least this is what we derived from our tour guides rather lengthy lecture on the matter. The coconut sweets themselves however, were uber tasty. Pleased to report no Mr. Coconut or His nude worshippers were to be seen.
The highlight of the trip had to be an idillic longtail boat trip with the mangroves, blue skies, plamtrees, locals going about their daily lives on the water ways - us learning the joys of a vietnamese coned hat.
After lunch, yet more tofu (ubiquitous veggie option), we embarked on a bike ride around the mangrove forests. This fairly standard activity sent our tourguide into a near breakdown, insisting that we all ride in tandem, he warned that if we were not adequately experienced on a bike, now was not the time to learn. That said we did manage to lose one group member much to the concern of our group and irritation of our hysterical little guide as he now herded us onto a ship back to the mainland.
We spent our last evening in Saigon feeling very Vietnamese, drinking Bier Hoi (30 cents for 2 litres), being scolded for playing (we now know illegal card games) and playing pool in Saigons answer to a sauna. Teary farewell to the boys as they headed to Bangkok and us to Cambodia.
Monday, May 17, 2010
FIIIISSSHTAAANK!!

Unfortunately our trip to Nha Trang and Mui Ne coincided with a major Vietnamese holiday, being two major destination points, literally half of Vietnam descended on these coastal resorts meaning big bucks and big crowds. undeterred, we were determined to have our big night and so after a brief vorspeil (!!) at our room set out in search of free buckets. By our second bar and under the over enthusiastic direction of a newly acquired English friend we settled for a fish tank, which boasted a variety of spirits but failed to mention the principle ingredient- ice cubes. Attempts at pool disintergrated and somewhat worse for wear we headed for the local club. With varying degrees of success we arrived, E in an epic fandangle with the power tripping bouncer, D indignantly continuing to don the anorak after a sneaky capture from Steeley, the latter of whom for no apparent reason was on the back of a motorbike. Needless to say much fun was had...


In anticiaption of some good old dirty fun, as promised by the lonely planet, we set off to Nha Trangs mud baths with the mayhem of Vang Vieng in mind. As we arrived it seemed every Veitnamese family had had the same idea and after being presented with the 'menu', dreams of mudfights soon vanished- we realised we'd got the wrong end of the stick. We soon embraced the highly regimented approach to mud bathery which involved the six of us wallowing in an awkward shaped bath full of watery mud. Picture the two of us plus the four lads dubiously watching the mud level rise whilsts trying to fit all our limbs in - made for 6 westerners it certainly was not...needless to say testostorone kicked in and steely ended up fully submerged with the vietnamese atendent unamusedly pouring ladels of water overhead. The next challenge was to get the mud off - not easy in a large comunnal shower packed with vietnamese men. The programme continued with a series of water 'experiences'; an eextremely and uncomfortably hot lpunge pool followed by jet spray track inot whihc you were packed, accompanied by a suspiciousy peey smell and much too many people. By the time we'de got to the 'waterfall' all a bit watered out and hungry, the 30degree 'swimming pool' was no longer attratcive especailly after Patrick had accidentally wandered inot the kiddies pool...not pleasant.
After saying our farewells to a fellow jungle beacher we and the two norweigen boys boarded the routine nightbus to Mui Ne. we were met by an uncompromising dictrator of a conductor who assigned us totally randomised seats ona deserted bus ruining our epic card game plans. on hearing a disgruntled grumble from the group he frantically began shoving A off the bus, but after shameless grovelling and an extensive ego massage, we said our farewells and departed for our seperate ends of the bus. After strking a deal with other disgruntled tourists we relocated and preceded to spend a frustarying hour endlessly circulating NT as the bus slowly filled..
With yet another 4am arrival we stumbled along MNs one neverending road and eventaully hailed a rare and impossibly small taxi. After stuffing it to 3/4 full with our bags we piled in; R, D and E vertical in the back seats with A pulling the short straw and lying horizontilly across us, feet out the window.
While making a plan for the day we'd been forwarened about the an important premiership match which was to be missed under no circumstance. This in mind we split up; the boys lingering in the vicinity, us managing to get bambozled into an extorionate ride to MNs famous sandunes. whilst it was a massive expanse of sand - a massive expanse of sand it was. The much anticipated sand boarding turned out to be little more than plastic sheets on a shortish slope - seen better in norfolk mate...By the time we'd arrived at the more exotic red sand dunes, it was dark. Not wanting to prolongue the humilitation, we prematuirely ended the trip and headed home for the hotly anticipated (!) match. Embarked on our laddiest night yet, with pool (attempts), darts, football and beer and then wined and dined at a beachside eatery. The combination of hilarious typos (grilled sally anyone?), even more absurd service (at one point our waiter sat down with us while he took a phone call - mid order..) and general banter made this our favourite place in Mui Ne - as the night drew to a close and we were the only guests left, the friendly waiter not so subtly motioned it was time to pay and leave. Keen to continue the night we headed for Mui Ne's one and only club. As we entered, we heard the roar of 'i'm a wizard'- we later deduced that if you drink your height in beer cans and then tape them together into a wizards stick... Wax indeed defines you as a wizard. After a couple of beers we conked out on the beach under the stars and unwizarded decided to call it a night.
Next stop Saigon.
Jungle Beach
Whilst on the nightbus some guys (boys if you're reading, big X) mentioned they were going to an eco resort that we'd heard word of on our travels. it being a 4am drop off, we ahd to decide pretty sharpish whether we wanted to go. Our sense of adventure reawakened, in a true D and R decision making sesh - we decided were in. After being shaken awake we stumbled off the bus on to the dark and seemingly deserted highway. In true vietnamese style, five moto drivers suddenly materialised and after futile attempts at bargaining, we jumped aboard. Feeling very top gear we rode five abreast through the vietnamese countryside, clasping our helmets and cowering behind our drivers as each vied for first place. After a brief tour, we were left to sit on the beach and watch the sun rise and have a morning swim. By day break, with tummy's rumbling, we decided it was definitely time for breakfast, despite the 6am clockface. Wondering through the coconut palmed gardenswe sat down for our first communal meal where we met other early rising guests.


Most our days were spent on the beach, a vast expanse of white deserted sand, shallow turquoise waters complete with back drop of mountains and rustic bamboo shade makers. With warnings of Vietnams hottest sun from yesterdays lobster-like burn victims and the boys penchant for competitivie sport, we swoon realised this would this would be no girly sunbathing session. Manning up, we embarked on epic games of water volley (ahem catch) and a serious tournament of volley ball (with much disputed and enforced rules and regulations) Needless to sa, we girls effortlessly and tirelessly ballsed up each adn every attempt at a game plan... By the second day, having exhausted the ping pong table, 'surfing' and various beach games, the boys appeared with a dubious looking pudding shaped 'boat' with the nightwatchmen running behind them. After establishing that this undersized boat definitely wasnt water tight they rematerialized several moment later with a larger model, still worryingly made from woven bamboo. Needless to say, as the three boys enthusiastically leaped in, the boat sunk, simultaneously unleashing a hoard of ants. This in conjunction with the incoming tide of jelly fish put an end to our sea fare for the day. Confined to the shade for much of the day, Most of our time was spent with the moose cards and president estlishing itself as the favourite game (unfortunate for D as she found herself the unrivalled bum). After another fantastic communal meal, ignoring the everpresent tide of tofu and aided by the much loved Chil-e sauce, we were craving something sweeter. After exhausting the intriguing miscellaneous column in the honesty book, we realised wer would have to fend for ourselves and set off on a tuck mission along the beach eluded to by the amused vietnamese cook. With headtorches in tow, we navigated ourselves through the local vilagers' fishing area. eventually, amid stares and points we stumbled across a collection of dusty shops. And, under the direction of the eager shop keepers and held hostage by a pack of mental dogs, we went a bit nuts and proceeded to buy half the shop. When we arrived home to 'our lounge', a somewhat colonised common room we inspected our purchases; lobster infused crisps, chocolate cigars, coconut peanuts, wafers, oreos, bottle of red wine, chubachuba, and chocorolls- star item with no chocolate to be seen, cheakily half filled with creramy shit not to mention the worrying merry millenium emblem on the packet. After some quiet nights of bonfires and mid night swims the next morning we all clambored into a hideously expensive mini van and music blaring, set off for Nha Trang- the Vang Vieng of Vietnam.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Hoi An


though we been repeatedly reassured that after a 17 hour bus journey the stop over in hue would only be 10mins - of course it ended up being 5....24 hours later we arrived in Hoi An and immediately secured our plushest accomadation yet (thankyou white sheets and plasma screen).
We'd been forwarned that the town was majorly touristy given its reputation as the best place to get anythign from clothes to shoes to bags custom made. despite the hoards of tailor shops advertising 'boyfriend blazers' and western orientated bars...we totally fell in love with the place. (perhaps not surprising after greyer hanoi and hue). By nightfall the towns streets and river were lit by colourful paper lanterns and fairylights and as it was the weekend, openair theatres and music sprung up making an enchanting atmosphere.



the following 2 days were spent, eating deliciuos food and being totally overwhelmed by the endless possibilities that custom made tailoring presented. (turns out the whoel process is really very stressful!) by the third day, a little shopped out, we rented bicycles and explored the more rural riverside community and then 5k out to the local beach - our first in 2months!! While debating what to do with valubkles and how to circumnavigate the extortionately prices deck chairs, we bumped into the brazillian guys (to whiom money wasnt so much of an ish thanks ludicris football wages) and got some wave action with body boards.

on the final morning enchanetd with hoi ans culinary delights we decided to learn the tricks of the trade and embarked on what turned out to be a cooking course for two.


Tuesday, April 27, 2010
ahoi Hanoi!


After successfully not dying in hanoi traffic- quite a feat we can tell you - we sought refuge at the notoriously beautiful unesco sight of halong bay. ahving heard of the perils of a cheap tour, we decided on a rather pricey 'flashpacker' option run by an expat-auzzie. little did we know the life of luxurty awaiting us. ater taking, what now feels like a very civilzed and spacious mini-van - with onyl one piut stop - we arrived and boarded a beautiful wooden pirate ship, childhood fantasises yet again realised as we sailed through the bays dramatic limestone crags set against azure blue waters. The ship itself housed about 12 of us in twin bunks with a rooftop lounge and middle deck dining room come bar. Despite this not being the cheapest tour on offer, for 35$ dollars a day we were staying aboard the ship, had a persoanl guide around, access to the more private areas and a crew who were always at hand, offering freshly laundered white flannels, cool drinks and made us feel like true ladies of leisure (they even unwrapped and opend waterbottles for us scoff scoff). More importantly we ate incredibly delicious seafood meals, the courses of which were never ending ( true to form we got our moneys wortyh - puddings were thrifly tucked away for later and stuffed oursleevs so much we hardy ate the following few days..)
This was a stark contrast to our hanoi hostel, whose 'aircon' ahem fan was infested with a musty smellign fungus, and whose toilet invariably flushed onto the floor.

On the first day of our tour, after exploring the views from one of the peaks, we were left to our own devises to discover the bay on canoes - predictably we were a little over-enthusiastic and after three hours found ourselves completelty lost. Ignoring Rs -lets-just-keep-going, D, mid panic attack, as it was now getting dark, decided to ask a local man in a cave for directions. On approach it dawned that not only did we not know where we were we had no idea where we were meant to eb nor the boat we were staying on..after sheepishly establishing this, we discovered that the only way back was the way we had come and contrary to our preconceived notions, there was no 'looped' route, and so faced a mammoth schlep in the dimming light resorting to singing Nelly the elephant to calm D down, and combining efforts in one canoe with the other towing behind. As we arrived the canoe rental dock, we saw the quite literally, our ship had sailed..thankfully the slightly disgruntled rental man speedboated us to the appropriate ship, much to the relief of our now quite worried guide. we were pleased to hear that our greatest fear hadnt been realsied and yes we had arrived in time for dinner. Phew... though stuck behind the other side of halong bay, had missed the sunset.

The following day was spent sunbathing on the upper deck, swimming and exploring Halongs vast caves... about two stone heavier we arrived back on shore where we hot-footed it on yet another night bus to Hoi An.
Into Viet Nam...
As our VIP bus drew up, we knew this would be no easy ride...we flashed back to our numerous discussions in both English, french and sign language as to just how long this border crossing would take..wasnt looking promising. As we climbed aboard we soon realised this bus was not made fro falang, and as the only non-vietnamese we were sent to the back, later a blessing in disguise as we could stretch out among the rice sacks and fashion foot stalls out o various pieces of luggage. we had been forewarned by various other tourists that the vietnamese manner was somewhat ruder than we'de been accustomed to, so we promptly set about ingratiating ourselves among our neighbours on whom we practiced our budding vietnamease. we got a few smiles. By lunch time, which we enjoyed at a local vietnamese canteen, we ahd discovered that friendliness was there you just had to work a little harder at it - which we decided was only fair and more was more rewarding anyway - we set about persuading it with vigour. one of the drawbacks of our :"VIP' bus was the lakc of touilet - instead evry couple fo hopurs the whole bus would descend to the road side and positiop themsleves accordingly - seemed surprisingly sensical and, though we are reluctant to say, humbling.unfortunately D didnt quite get the whole thing down and dropped her pants in a rather more central location than she'd initially realised. whoops. as well as these frequent pit stops, we regularly picked up people en route, many of whom were transporting various items across the border. one man took this too ar as he climbed aboard holding a wriggling sack of, we still to this day do not know what. this particular piece of cargo was to entertain us for the majority of the 14 hour journey, half way through the driver had had enough of the squeeking, and confiscating the bag which was demoted to the hold. on every available opportunity the 'cargo' would hop out and set off on an escape mission...see video.
the cargo again became center o attention as we crossed the border, was the object of much skillful bribery on the part of the driver..pleased to report that after a little concelament in a handbag it was smuggled across via a woman's motobike and resumed its journey with us. As we came into vietnam the weather seemed to chianeg almost instantly and we found ourselevs amongst towering mountains and in the midst of a thunderstorm. one of the conductors, now 13 hours in, took this moment to ahng with the falang - he was particularly enthralled with Ds ipod tough was nonplussed and Bob Marley was not appreciated/ reconised. tut tut. We again witness to the vietnamese hospitality as while unloading our bags ij the rain, the driver insisted on insuring our numerous bags were taken care of and we were thoroughly thief proofed. arriving in Hue we found a local eatery where we were very welcomed and used the good old sign language to varying effect - managed to order a very delicious but rather massive seafood (plus beef?!) platter ater some sightseeing tours on motobikes with locals, and appreciating the chinese influenced architectural sights we caught a nifty little nightbus complete with seperate beds and blankets up to Hanoi. pleased to report got the hang of this sleeping on buses..
the cargo again became center o attention as we crossed the border, was the object of much skillful bribery on the part of the driver..pleased to report that after a little concelament in a handbag it was smuggled across via a woman's motobike and resumed its journey with us. As we came into vietnam the weather seemed to chianeg almost instantly and we found ourselevs amongst towering mountains and in the midst of a thunderstorm. one of the conductors, now 13 hours in, took this moment to ahng with the falang - he was particularly enthralled with Ds ipod tough was nonplussed and Bob Marley was not appreciated/ reconised. tut tut. We again witness to the vietnamese hospitality as while unloading our bags ij the rain, the driver insisted on insuring our numerous bags were taken care of and we were thoroughly thief proofed. arriving in Hue we found a local eatery where we were very welcomed and used the good old sign language to varying effect - managed to order a very delicious but rather massive seafood (plus beef?!) platter ater some sightseeing tours on motobikes with locals, and appreciating the chinese influenced architectural sights we caught a nifty little nightbus complete with seperate beds and blankets up to Hanoi. pleased to report got the hang of this sleeping on buses..
Welcome to the Year 2553.
We decided to spend the notorious lao new year in a city, so jumped aboard a local bus from the 4000 islands to Pakse. As we arrived, at 8am, "phi mi lao" (be my lao) was already in full swing - we were met with a rather drunkenly enthusiastic tuk tuk driver who wasted no time in offering us beer, spraying the dregs on a colleague and then proceeded to cram in us, and no less than 18 other locals..tight squeeze.
After settling in, we decided to take a stroll in search of some phi my lao festivities; we soon found out. BY lunch time the street had transformed into a quasi- carnival, with local families and restaurants setting up mini street party complete with hoses and bu7ckets of water , karaoke and of course lots of beer lao. it is considered to bring good luck to tip water over (followed y talcum powder for good measure) on passers by and invite them into your home for boogie and beer - this was particularly enthusiastically bestowed on us as as we were falang. Most memorably, a rowdy group of transexuals and a large welcoming family whose filming of the occasion we now feature in highly...
Things later escalated as pick up truck gangs, complete with installed paddling pools guns, co-ordinated uniforms plus anthem, patrolled the streets rendering all fellow motorists and passers by (including the police) at their mercy.
Picture the two of us stumbling around soaked, covered in talcum powder, a weird red dye, plus Rs unfortunate choice of 'ethnic' skirt which left her feet a bright fuschia pink.
On our way home we stumbled upon the major phi my lao procession with decorative floats, where the more traditional blessed water was thrown, we were soon persuaded to join the procession to the local temple by a local water factory worker - amazing to be part of the town coming together and the sounds of the crowds and the drums...
While these antics were much fun and highly appreciated, thanks to the sweltering 44degree heat, by nightfall, we were running down the back alleys.
The next day was mainly occupied trying to organise our 'VIP' bus to vietnam and circumnavigating the phi mi lao closures.
After settling in, we decided to take a stroll in search of some phi my lao festivities; we soon found out. BY lunch time the street had transformed into a quasi- carnival, with local families and restaurants setting up mini street party complete with hoses and bu7ckets of water , karaoke and of course lots of beer lao. it is considered to bring good luck to tip water over (followed y talcum powder for good measure) on passers by and invite them into your home for boogie and beer - this was particularly enthusiastically bestowed on us as as we were falang. Most memorably, a rowdy group of transexuals and a large welcoming family whose filming of the occasion we now feature in highly...
Things later escalated as pick up truck gangs, complete with installed paddling pools guns, co-ordinated uniforms plus anthem, patrolled the streets rendering all fellow motorists and passers by (including the police) at their mercy.
Picture the two of us stumbling around soaked, covered in talcum powder, a weird red dye, plus Rs unfortunate choice of 'ethnic' skirt which left her feet a bright fuschia pink.
On our way home we stumbled upon the major phi my lao procession with decorative floats, where the more traditional blessed water was thrown, we were soon persuaded to join the procession to the local temple by a local water factory worker - amazing to be part of the town coming together and the sounds of the crowds and the drums...
While these antics were much fun and highly appreciated, thanks to the sweltering 44degree heat, by nightfall, we were running down the back alleys.
The next day was mainly occupied trying to organise our 'VIP' bus to vietnam and circumnavigating the phi mi lao closures.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Vang Vieng: suicidal slides, lao lao mudbath and friends

We had some indication of what Vang Vieng had instore for us, but no one could fully describe the essence of the Ibiza style toursit haven. We arrived at midday, finding ourselves, for the first time, at the mercy of laos' notorius april sun during which we trekked around searching for accomodation without bedbugs. At this stage in the day, the town resembled a wild west ghost town - the streets and bars were empty save for a few stoners watching the endless screens of friends or family guy..what had we got ourselves into?
despite the natural beauty of vv, main attractions are the (non curfew adering) bars with their free 'buckets' comprised of lao lao whisky and mixers. Given the former is cheaper you can imagine the strength these things had..This said, we must admit we had more than our fair share and shamefully enjoyed ourselves...
we launched ourselves into the vv lifestyle and caught a tuk tuk downto the river to experience tubing - a multitude of bars lining the mekong.


we swam from bar to bar hauling oursleves up on the bamboo platforms joing the crowd of people partying to the tubing favs ahem sean paul and soulja boy, sampling free whisy shots and partaking in weird and wacky drinking games.

to add to the mahem, there were trapeze swings, zip wires and slides competing for notoriety and attracting a multitude of foolsih falang..with a little dutch courage we braved one of each. adrenaline evoking at time - bruise inducing the next day. we also witnessed one of the frequent accidents, as a girl came up unconcious after the imapact of the water - a worrying number of similar incidents floated about the bars that evening...After a much needed, but wholly unintended 'conk out' we hit bucket bar happy hour - our fav club complete with hammocks and overwhelmingly unnecessary bonfires.


the following day, the idea of drinking now physically repulsive, we joined a crew heading out to the much hyped blue lagoon - it didnt dissapoint. quiet and tranquil, its vibrant blue stream was inticingly cool and offered much needed respite from the heat. after jenga and cards we set out on a new mission to conquer the caves. stalgmites, stalagtites, buddhas, deathly drops and engulfing darkness. all in flip flops.

On the third evening we found the Lao Laos, who true to form plied us with alcohol and destroyed us at drinking games (cue Artuurs advice to PRETEND to drink!!) after a long and messy night we agreed to meet them for a final day of tubing - the majority of which we spent in the ingenious mud bar. we and an army of ornage tshirt clad lao laos, battled it out at mud-volley ball\ mud fight\ mud sliding. the more hilarious of the two on offer had to be mud tug of war in which the losing team were propelled into a stinking watery mud trough. thankfully we were always on the winning team...
despite the slightly souless atmosphere, the locals hospitatlity never wavered, each morning - a little worse for wear - we'de clamber to our nearest breakfast bar where the owner treated us to samples of his breakfast and reduced rates. what a star.
By the fifth day the soundtrack and call to party had become grating to say the least...After all the tomfoolery, we decided that a stint of volunteering at the local organic mulberry farm and community centre would be just what the doctor ordered and would offset our bad tourist footprint. After a suspiciously short Tuk Tuk ride, we arrived at the supposedly tranquil 'farm'. Quiet and tranquil it was not. The mayhem of the tubing could still be heard above the booming baseline. We swiftly decided that this, accompanied by the baking heat and possiblity of partaking in 'building work' volunteering was simply not inline with our gap year ideas and went beyond the pale of any moral duties. We beelined it to the local bus station at which we proceeded to spend three hours waiting for the bus rather than risk being roped into any further shenanegans. Daniella's reoccurring stomach nightmares has already started to rear it's ugly head. We set off for the (we now realise) very fairly reputated sleepy capital of Vientiane.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Laos PDR - Please Dont Rush

After all the excitment and exersion of the gibbon experience we decided to slow thigns down a little bit on the aptly named mekong river slowbvoat - a two day trip floating from the thai border to Lunag Prabang - Laos' most picturesque city. After meeting a fellow ex gibbon experiencer we swapped stories and settled in; playing cards, watching ash rain down as the bamboo forests burnt around us. occasionaly we would stop at small villages delivery fridges and picking people up along the way. Ocassionaly groups of young locals leant off the rocks as we went by dangling homemade items for sale.



After an overnight pitstop we arrived the following evenign at Luang Prabang with a newly formed slowboat family in tow. We soon managed to stumble upon the cheapest, and grottiest guesthouse Luang Prabang had to offer. The novelty of the free bananas and water soon wore off as it transpired that it poisoned half our guest house- D included. We soon bumped into a gruop of travellers, who intorduced us to the super cheap street BBQ and buffet. We then all ventured to two of LP's finest clubs, finally ending up at the bowling alley THE place to be from 12-3am thanks to the Lao 11.30pm curfew. As the drinks flowed the bowling progressively deteriorated...(not that we were that good to begin with). The following day we had arranged to meet the others and check out Lp's famous waterfall- a 40 mintue tuk tuk ride and arduos climb to a beatiful network of pools, almost artificially blue in colour. As it was the weekend the area was full of crazy Laos letting there hair down on the rope swings.






As Daniella lay in bed with a stomach upset, R and our new roomie/ fellow slowboater Artuur went out in search of a goodtime..as the bar was about to close a group of gay laotians and 'Peng' (whose name we were much amused by) invited us to drink with them and play cards beyond curfew - however with its flumoxing rules - a combination of Poker, Rummie and Whist with 2 the highest card - we were content to just watch. turned out to be rather wealthy club owners who treated us to free nights in LP and later in Vang Vieng...loads of fun.
One morning, in search of a truly authentic Luang Prabang experience, we woke at dawn and headed to observe the monks recieve alms from the local community- beautiful. We were also a little shocked by the size of the smaller ones who looked about age eight. By this point, Luang Prabang was experiencing some stormy weather. The night before, we had climbed (mid thunder storm) the highest peak of LP home to it's famous Wat. Stunning views of the city, outlying hills and rivers. Expecially witht the backdrop of a storm. After a good couple of nights of partying and bowling, we decided to chill out and dry off in front of a movie in a french bookshop come cinema.



thanks to the french colonial influence we indulged in many bakery snacks: cinnamon wirls, pasteries, crepes and baguettes galore. after our longest stay so far we were sorry to leave and a bit apprehensuive of the notorious road aheadm - Laos' windiest 5 hour stretch. This was exacerbated by tales of minivans getting trapped between slash and burn fires...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010
The Jungle Is Massive
The gibbon experience (a conservation project) has to be the most amazing thing we’ve ever done. Amazingly unsafe, amazingly exhilarating, amazing full stop. Driven deep into the bokeo jungle, we stayed in Robinson Crusoe style treehouses, miles above the jungle floor. We spent three days exploring high above the canopy; mountains, rivers, sunsets – absolutely no evidence of humanity. Though our camera didn’t do it justice we tried to capture it in a rather shorty and shaky film. (if anyone knows how to rotate it please do tell)
Zipping
the fundamental part of the experience, consists of strapping a ‘safety’ carabena and tyre -covered-pulley device, onto a very long and very very high metal cable and then launching yourself off a platform across a valley– not for the fainthearted. Whilst ‘takeoff’ simply required balls; landing was often a little more technical - we have burns and bruises to prove it. We were all a little taken aback by the hands-off approach of our less than fluent guides –who after the third zip left us to our own devices with vague directs (always stick to left..)
life in the treehouse
Each day started with a seriously taxing hike/scramble for about 3 hours– never been so exerted, before exploring the forest from above and zipping into our new treehouse. After our adrenaline high we would return to the tree house, play cards with our fantastic eightsome and eagerly await the thai lady who would come whizzing across the wire and zip in our meals (just like that childhood book about the lighthouse keeper). Though we didn't actually see any gibbons (we knew this was a tall order) we enjoyed the company of our tree-house kitten/ rat catcher extraordinaire and the hilariously loud and ever present gecko. The bathroom hoard of wasps/ hornets were less than welcome and took showering to a whole new level…basically we went savage with the hose. to use the ahem toilet was an expereience to say the least - first you had to brave the wooden grate which gave a view of just how fall you would fall if you got the maneuver wrong, then you had to straddle one of the tree's hefty branches and wedge yourself, one foot practically out the 'house', all the while armed with the reliable southeast asian bum hose (against the dreaded wasps) Once you had positioned yourself according, you could then drop your pants and try to enjoy the view as you funneled your wee down to the jungle bed below...
zipping in the dark
ignoring the safety video briefing we went along with the ahem morning zip (4am) which promised sights of the elusive gibbon. In the pitch black. torch between two, only four of us braved the darkness, failing to notice the significance of those left behind - the two doctors...with this in mind (plus the nasty gash on a girls face after yesterdays encounter with a tree limb) we zipped with a boxer style stance. thankfully our guide - a very lovely but evolutionarily regressed looking man with limited english - went first and after a couple of successful zips inevitably colided with a tree that had fallen onto the wire overnight. his just audible calls signaled that something had gone ary ansd we were felt in the coming dawn for about 25mins where we had decided to stay put until either it was lighter to ge5t help or the more safety conscious half of the group appeared. clutching his leg and chest our guide miraculously reappeared after, we were later told, being knocked out for a good few minutes. appreciating his eagerness to warn our fellow zippers we then undertook a mammoth scramble across the jungle where we arrived at the kitchen to eb told that the others had indeed been alerted. after a welcome breakfast at 8.30 and a considerable time waiting, the others arrived.It then transpired that5 not only had they not been informed, but that two members of the group had merrily zipped straight into the offending tree and then had to de-harness and scramble to safety with no help at all from the guide. ironic. Despite this very close shave, we all agreed that the gibbon experience was a once in a lifetime opportunity, and was to some extent enhanced by the freedom the rather scarce health and safety provided.
over and out and all in one piece,
R and D





Zipping
the fundamental part of the experience, consists of strapping a ‘safety’ carabena and tyre -covered-pulley device, onto a very long and very very high metal cable and then launching yourself off a platform across a valley– not for the fainthearted. Whilst ‘takeoff’ simply required balls; landing was often a little more technical - we have burns and bruises to prove it. We were all a little taken aback by the hands-off approach of our less than fluent guides –who after the third zip left us to our own devices with vague directs (always stick to left..)
life in the treehouse
Each day started with a seriously taxing hike/scramble for about 3 hours– never been so exerted, before exploring the forest from above and zipping into our new treehouse. After our adrenaline high we would return to the tree house, play cards with our fantastic eightsome and eagerly await the thai lady who would come whizzing across the wire and zip in our meals (just like that childhood book about the lighthouse keeper). Though we didn't actually see any gibbons (we knew this was a tall order) we enjoyed the company of our tree-house kitten/ rat catcher extraordinaire and the hilariously loud and ever present gecko. The bathroom hoard of wasps/ hornets were less than welcome and took showering to a whole new level…basically we went savage with the hose. to use the ahem toilet was an expereience to say the least - first you had to brave the wooden grate which gave a view of just how fall you would fall if you got the maneuver wrong, then you had to straddle one of the tree's hefty branches and wedge yourself, one foot practically out the 'house', all the while armed with the reliable southeast asian bum hose (against the dreaded wasps) Once you had positioned yourself according, you could then drop your pants and try to enjoy the view as you funneled your wee down to the jungle bed below...
zipping in the dark
ignoring the safety video briefing we went along with the ahem morning zip (4am) which promised sights of the elusive gibbon. In the pitch black. torch between two, only four of us braved the darkness, failing to notice the significance of those left behind - the two doctors...with this in mind (plus the nasty gash on a girls face after yesterdays encounter with a tree limb) we zipped with a boxer style stance. thankfully our guide - a very lovely but evolutionarily regressed looking man with limited english - went first and after a couple of successful zips inevitably colided with a tree that had fallen onto the wire overnight. his just audible calls signaled that something had gone ary ansd we were felt in the coming dawn for about 25mins where we had decided to stay put until either it was lighter to ge5t help or the more safety conscious half of the group appeared. clutching his leg and chest our guide miraculously reappeared after, we were later told, being knocked out for a good few minutes. appreciating his eagerness to warn our fellow zippers we then undertook a mammoth scramble across the jungle where we arrived at the kitchen to eb told that the others had indeed been alerted. after a welcome breakfast at 8.30 and a considerable time waiting, the others arrived.It then transpired that5 not only had they not been informed, but that two members of the group had merrily zipped straight into the offending tree and then had to de-harness and scramble to safety with no help at all from the guide. ironic. Despite this very close shave, we all agreed that the gibbon experience was a once in a lifetime opportunity, and was to some extent enhanced by the freedom the rather scarce health and safety provided.
over and out and all in one piece,
R and D




Sunday, March 21, 2010
The life of Pai

Pai's reputation as a laid back hippy destination, didnt dissapoint. though there was little to actually do, the atmosphere and mix of ecletic cafes and bars made it our favourite place so far. arriving off the bus from the bustle of CM, the pace of life notable slowed. we stumbled across the most rickity bamboo bridge and fell upon an almost fairytale like bamboo village, with its riverside bar, kittens, communal fire and seating area blaring chilled music. Pure bliss.


at this point we decided it was time to fully embarace the motobikes - this time in the driving seat. aftre persuading a ratehr hesitant rental place we tentatively took to the roads - plunegd totally in the deep end as we headed for the largets petrol station in town. we hit a natural spring spa, Pai's very own Grand Canyon, a war bridge, and very shrivvled up decrepid waterfall all the while manouevering oursleves among all forms of thai traffic (cattle, dogs, chikcen, children...)

miraculously no scrapes despite R's mix up with the indicator and horn and slight difficulty with corners....after our adrenaline fuelled days we treated ourselves to manicures/pedicures/massages and facials..Daniella was especially pleased with the resulits (see beofre and after photos)

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